THE FACT ABOUT INSTANT REGRET THAT NO ONE IS SUGGESTING

Tyrone F. Horneigh (pronounced "hor-NIGH", presumably to fulfill the censors) was a "soiled old male" who was normally soon after drab spinster Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi). As she sat with a park bench he would try and sit proper beside her, at some point forcing her to the sting in the bench. Often the folks who say “I don’t have regrets”